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The Next Spielberg - M Night Shyamalan
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The Next Spielberg - M Night Shyamalan

If you don't remember the days when M Night Shyamalan was the hot director, I do - and I was there when it all came tumbling down, starting here.
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What did you go and do that for?
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What did you go and do that for?

You need a really good reason to write characters whose decisions show them to be as dumb as a box of rocks....
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Pan
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Pan

Alright, which one of you lot ordered the Peter Pan origin story? Well, you'd better clean it up, it's starting to stink the place out.
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Nicolas Cage
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Nicolas Cage

He's the actor that launched a thousand memes, bought a dinosaur, went broke and is now beloved by all. Let's open up his movie closet to expose the skeleton rattling around inside it...
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In the Shadow of the Info Bomb
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In the Shadow of the Info Bomb

"So, Captain, as you know, we've recently arrived in the Cygnus sector..."
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Cutthroat Island
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Cutthroat Island

Internationally famed as the film that destroyed Carolco - and reputed to be an awful stinker. Dare you venture into Cutthroat Island?
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Nicole Kidman
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Nicole Kidman

Hardly anybody watched Nicole Kidman in this small-scale Aussie drama. A family tears itself apart in the Outback - but is it worthy of re-examination?
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Theme as a Guidepost
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Theme as a Guidepost

Theme matters. But I reckon writers don't need to use theme as a hammer to drive home a message. That doesn't mean it isn't there...
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Mortal Engines
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Mortal Engines

Is this film the poster child for big-budget, special effects heavy, story-light Hollywood nonsense? The answer may surprise you!
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Steven Spielberg
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Steven Spielberg

When your feature film career as a director is (currently) 36 films long, there is bound to be a movie everyone has overlooked. Does it deserve to be, though?
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Unhappy Endings
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Unhappy Endings

You've sat through 95% of the story and are giddy in expectation of the amazing finale! Which might never come, because endings are hard.
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The Lone Ranger
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The Lone Ranger

Hey, so you remember how John Carter bombed for Disney? Yeah, The Lone Ranger was a Disney production and a colossal flop too. But - why?
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