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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Warner Brothers decided they had to get on the cinematic universe train - yes, a King Arthur cinematic universe - only for it to derail itself in the messiest way.
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Pan
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Pan

Alright, which one of you lot ordered the Peter Pan origin story? Well, you'd better clean it up, it's starting to stink the place out.
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Cutthroat Island
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Cutthroat Island

Internationally famed as the film that destroyed Carolco - and reputed to be an awful stinker. Dare you venture into Cutthroat Island?
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Mortal Engines
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Mortal Engines

Is this film the poster child for big-budget, special effects heavy, story-light Hollywood nonsense? The answer may surprise you!
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The Lone Ranger
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The Lone Ranger

Hey, so you remember how John Carter bombed for Disney? Yeah, The Lone Ranger was a Disney production and a colossal flop too. But - why?
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John Carter
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John Carter

In this instalment of "what the devil were they thinking", we discover how Disney handed a $250 million dollar movie over to a neophyte live-action director and then forgot how marketing worked
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The 13th Warrior
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The 13th Warrior

Vikings! Heroic muslim warriors! Michael Crichton! Antonio Banderas! John McTiernan! What could possibly go wrong?
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